We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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