i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
