I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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