I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
