I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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