I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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