I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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