Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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