just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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