We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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