I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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