i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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