dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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