there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm always down for nudity.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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