Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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