so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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