I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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