Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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