What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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