? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
They are going to name an STD after you.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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