your parents love me but you hate me
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We don't watch enough power rangers
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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