We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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