guys are not supposed to queef...right?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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