it wasn't lemon gatorade
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
