what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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