I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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