he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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