We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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