Quick, to the slutcave!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
My balls are so social today.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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