Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.