Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument