Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.