She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
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The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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