doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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