im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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