You're my little dorito
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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