Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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