Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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