We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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