i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
50% drunk capacity currently
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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