I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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