its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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