I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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