I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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