I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
