I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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