You work out of a Hotel?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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