just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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