I'm going to rape someone's good day.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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