So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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