He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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