how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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