whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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