You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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